10 reasons horses are better than boys
1. Your horse likes the 3k saddle you bought...maybe
2. Your horse only ever cheat on you for the stunning mare next door or for food...both of which are reasonable.
3. Your horse never tells you you're spending too much time at the yard
4. Your horse is always grateful for dinner
5. Your horse wants you to buy another horse (because it hopes that means it has to put less effort in)
6. Your horse doesn't drag you to boring 'dates' and nights out.
7. Your horse loves spending all weekend out competing
8. You can sell your horse pretty easily if you decide you don't like it anymore
9. Better Kisses
10. Your horse smells better
and probably a million more reasons!!!
Buy a horse